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The survey, of more than people nationwide, believed the classic "Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars cnat put them in your eyes" to be the most embarrassing chat-up line, with reality TV veteran Calum Best voted the person most likely to say it.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day — Lee Sharpe.

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The charge — trespassing in my dreams - Rhys Ifans. Although the list of cheesy chat up lines was dominated by reality TV stars, footballers and singers, one of the more unexpected votes went to Countdown's Carol Vorderman, with people voting her most likely to use the line "If I were to rearranged the alphabet I would put U and I together.

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Who knows! Here's 10p — go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight — Jodie Marsh.

Because I keep getting lost in your eyes — Darius Danesh. Others on the list u; by a maker of Dutch Edam cheese included Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo who was voted as most likely to say "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Do you have a map? Finding love in the time of cricket chat may be difficult, but the internet certainly isn't letting that stop it. By Mia Mercado. Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? Glamour model Jodie Marsh rounded off the top five with "Here's 10p - go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

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People believed humour was the best way of chatting somebody up with over 50 per cent of those surveyed saying comedy lines work best on them, such as "Do you have any raisins? You better be washing your hands.

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